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Mommie Dearest Commentary

Posted on 05/13/2013 by absentcommentator
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Mommie Dearest Commentary

 

Why can’t you give me the COMMENTARY that I am entitled to?

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Posted in Movies | Tagged 80s, abuse, all, book, celebrity, child, christina, classic, crawford, cult, dearest, dunaway, eighties, faye, film, gay, joan, mommie, movie, tell | Leave a reply

Mommie Dearest

Posted on 05/06/2013 by absentcommentator
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Mommie Dearest

Stop Laughing.  Child abuse is not funny.

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Posted in Movies | Tagged 80s, abuse, all, book, celebrity, child, christina, classic, crawford, cult, dearest, dunaway, eighties, faye, film, gay, joan, mommie, movie, tell | Leave a reply

Jurassic Park 3D Vlog

Posted on 05/02/2013 by absentcommentator
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For all you anthropologists out there!

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Posted in Movies | Tagged 3d, 90s, absent, absentcommentator, blog, commentator, crichton, dinosaur, film, jurassic, michael, movie, nineties, park, rerelease, spielberg, steven, theater, video, videoblogging, vlog | Leave a reply

Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion Commentary

Posted on 04/22/2013 by absentcommentator
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RomyMichelleTitle

If anyone needs to make a call, I’ve got commentary!

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Adventures of Babysitting Commentary

Posted on 04/15/2013 by absentcommentator
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Adventures in Babysitting

Don’t f**k with the commentary!

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Posted in Movies | Tagged 80s, absent, adventures, anthony, babysitting, chris, columbus, commentary, commentator, coogan, eighties, elisabeth, film, in, keith, movie, rapp, review, shue, xxx | Leave a reply

Review Noir Teaser Trailer

Posted on 04/07/2013 by absentcommentator
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Teaser Trailer Card Medium

I’m makin’ a movie, y’all!

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D.A.R.Y.L. Commentary

Posted on 03/31/2013 by absentcommentator
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DARYL Commentary Title Card Medium

Commentary for the ages.

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D.A.R.YL.

Posted on 03/24/2013 by absentcommentator
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DARYL Review Title Card

My apologies to the cyborg community.

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Top 10 John Williams Moments in Cinema Commentary

Posted on 03/17/2013 by absentcommentator
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JW Top 10 Commentary Medium

 

What happens when you have a few too many drinks and decide to make a commentary? Let’s find out!

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Top 10 Nostalgia Chick Episodes Commentary

Posted on 03/10/2013 by absentcommentator
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Top 10 NChick Commentary Medium

How do you know that?

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